It's my money and I want it NOW

Dear Utah Tax Commission:

I would really love to receive my tax return in my bank account - PRONTO!

I am a poor college student. I have needs. Like I NEED a new shirt. I need to eat on my vay-kay to St. George. I NEED new tires for Eunice. I NEED some money for my savings account. I have lots of needs. Please, get back to me.

Sincerely,

Ashley